Floating Mine

14 February 1991

Returning from blowing up the mine

By mid February 1991, my detachment had been called in on about five or six so called “drifting mines” which turned out to be either balls of debris, old water heaters or old refrigerators.  Needless to say, we got very relaxed about it and every time we got called we just went through the motions and took our sweet time getting on station.

Around 6 P.M. on February 14, 1991, we got a call that a mine had drifted between two tankers anchored off the port of Ras Tannurah.  John Carr said half-seriously, half-jokingly: “I’ll take this one”, to which I replied “you can’t have all the glory to yourself, I’ll be your second”.  We proceeded to take our gear, taking our sweet time since we knew this was another hoax and we would probably be back inside of an hour.  We boarded the Saudi patrol boat and headed out to “save the world”.  It didn’t take long to get out there doing over 25 knots.  As soon as we got there it became evident something was different, no other boats were around.  Usually there were 2-4 boats pointing at the mine and waiting for us, but this time there were none to be seen for miles except for two tankers.   After about half an hour of searching in near darkness, we found the mine…and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t the real thing, with chemical horns and everything.  It was an Iraqi LUGM-145, with approximately 300 pounds of explosives.  We used to call it the “M&M from Hell” because of its close resemblance in shape to an M&M.  My heart sank close to my butt-hole, which was as tight as a frog’s ass, knowing very well that I had to jump in that cold, dark water to take care of that huge floating M&M.

By this time it was pitch black and the swells were increasing.  We asked the patrol boat to put a spot light on the mine so that we wouldn’t lose it.  The wind was picking up, adding to the stress and pucker factor. Well, shit! We couldn’t prolong it any longer; the weather wasn’t going to allow any delays.  I made a comment aloud, to no one in particular: “I sure hope ‘Murphy’ doesn’t come to visit us on this one.”  Pete Williams was going to be our boat driver, and me and John the swimmers.  The op was to tie a 20 lb satchel of explosives to the mine, pull the igniters and get the hell out of there, simple right?  Remember Murphy?  Right before we boarded our Zodiac rubber boat, the Gunner pulled us in to the fantail for a last minute brief.  He informed us that the mine was in about 30 feet of water, right over propane gas lines.  If we blew the mine in place like we intended to do, we would create a serious mess by rupturing those lines, great! Still no problem, we’ll just tie a line to the mine and tow it about 3 miles to deeper and safer waters, no biggie we thought.

Well, all four of us boarded the Zodiac, yes four, Mr. Murphy came along for the ride, we just didn’t know it yet.  Pete drove the boat to the mine and we jumped in with the line.  By this time, it was darker than a “coal digger’s ass” and we forgot our cyalume chem lites and the flashlights…Murphy. The sea was very rough and the damn mine was bobbing and turning like a cork.  I got the bitter end and tried to submerge to tie it to the eye on the bottom of the mine.  Well, because I was so buoyant (I forgot my weight belt), from my wetsuit, a wave picked me up and threw me right on top of the mine, right between the contact horns!  I looked over at John and his eyes were poking out through his facemask, he said: “Fuck Louie, don’t ever do that again!” No problem!  I had to take my wetsuit top off in order to be able to get under.  I tied the line and we both swam to the boat.  We then proceeded to tow the mine to deeper waters, breaking every rule in the books.  Our instructions and publications state that when towing a mine, it must be done with at least 600’ of line, we had less than 100’.  All personnel in the towboat must wear flak jackets and helmets; we had wetsuits and hair-Murphy.  At about 9:30 P.M. we reached our point and once again we jumped in the water with the satchel, which John secured to the mine.  We called for Pete to come over to us with the blasting caps and time fuse.  He yelled back that he couldn’t get close because of the waves.  So I had to swim back to the boat to get the firing train.  The problem was that in the mean time, John had untied the line securing the mine to the boat.  Now, from the boat, in complete darkness, I couldn’t find the way back to the mine and John.  I yelled at him to start talking so I knew in which direction to swim.  Because Pete couldn’t get close, I took the firing train in my left hand and a piece of tape on my right hand, which I had to keep dry by holding it high above my head.  This meant that I could only swim with my legs, which made it very difficult to swim in rough waters-Mr. Murphy!

I found John; we rigged the explosive train and initiated the igniters.  We then swam back to the boat as fast as humanly possible, and jumped in.  As soon as we were both in, we told Pete to get us the hell out of here.  The next sound scared the hell out of me: it was the sound of silence, the engine dying-Mr. Murphy!  We all looked at each other and the only thing we said was “SHIT!”  I have never been so scared in my life.  Since we had no chemlites on the mine, it was impossible to get back to the mine to pull the caps off the explosives, we had to get out of there and fast!  Pete was hard at work pulling the engine pull cord, to no avail.  I said: “Pete, quit fucking around, this ain’t funny, let’s get the hell out of here”.  I remember calling the Gunner on the radio and saying something to the effect of:  “Gunner, we have a fucking problem here, the fucking engine died, if you don’t fucking hurry here we will all be fucking fucked up!”  Nothing else was said but I heard the sound of the patrol boat’s engines coming alive in the distance.  A few minutes passed and Pete finally got the engine going and we were gone!  We almost made it to the boat when the mine detonated; we couldn’t have been more than a mile away. 

We got back onboard, looked at each other seriously, very seriously for a second, and then we broke up in laughter, praises and “high-fives”.  We laughed all the way back to the port, knowing damn well that that one was a real close one, but then again…we had cheated death once again.  Upon our return to the port, the port commander, Col. Brown, or Col. Sanders as we affectionately referred to him, had the galley open for us, so that we could get some well deserved snacks, he even let us go in there in our soaking wet wetsuits, tracking water and mud all over. He wanted to know everything about the op.  We told him the truth: that we went there with no fear, kicked ass and took names, and he loved it!  It was business as usual for us.

In his eyes, we were bad to the bone…sure we were…he was absolutely right!  That night we became “his boys” and we could no more wrong, something that was tested on a daily basis.